I love packages!

Getting a package is like a girlfriend.
If you open someone elses package, you are in trouble.
If someone opens your package, they are in trouble.
If you open a package that has no name on it, its okay.
If you find an open package, you take a look anyway.
Big packages arent that good because you know it can only be boring, like a chair. or a table. i dont want a table. keep your table.
The first time you open the package is always the best, but you want to be careful not to damage the item inside, (item inside can be likened to feelings)
You get angry when your package takes too long before it arrives. (arrives = undress)
Thankfully, none of these apply to me.

So, something arrived the other day. It was a good looking package. It was about time that it came..

oh yes, baby.. let me take that off you.. what could be inside?


oh YES. tigerrrr


superman that ho

oh yes. i cleaned up my room today. im thinking i should take photos of it tomorrow cause im so proud of the job i did. you know what. maybe i will. it was a state 2 days ago. fricking state.

Manchester United just beat Fulham 2-0. i dont know if Ronaldo dived or not, i cant tell, but the ref should've given it to Ronaldo. He hasn't got a hat trick for United yet and i figure he deserves one. You know being player of the year and everything haha.

Nott Games is over. didnt do as well as singapore ones but it was fun and cold. it was alot colder than it was fun. like maybe a trillion times?

Music:

I cant stop listening to this. The video version of course. T.I. makes everything 102309314 times cooler and right now i think Paul Wall is sicker than Eminem. That whole angrywhiterapper thing just doesnt play that well anymore. Mother fuckers got more diamonds in his mouth than china has people.

i want the kronx. and like matt bellamy, i want it now.